Tuesday, January 09, 2007


Knitting came to an abrupt halt late last week and has been missing in action since. Chuck Norris is on the case.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard. This is only another fist.

Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and kill.

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

For more Chuck Norris Facts follow me. Chuck Norris can knit, for sure.


koko puff said...

Uh? Chuck Norris? Is the knitting not going well, or did someone slip some crack in your coffee today?

Jason Meltzer Patterson said...

Chuck Norris?!



Anonymous said...

When Chuck Norris falls in water, he doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.


The Blonde One said...

Perhaps you are trying to read pattern books like Chuck Norris?

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants

Kelly said...

See, I knew y'all couldn't resist the Chuck!

Yvette said...

That's some damn fine comedy there!