Knitting came to an abrupt halt late last week and has been missing in action since. Chuck Norris is on the case.Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard. This is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and kill.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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6 comments:
Uh? Chuck Norris? Is the knitting not going well, or did someone slip some crack in your coffee today?
Chuck Norris?!
hehe
whaaat?!
When Chuck Norris falls in water, he doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
-ChuckNorrisFacts.com
Perhaps you are trying to read pattern books like Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants
See, I knew y'all couldn't resist the Chuck!
That's some damn fine comedy there!
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